Certain Terms and Conditions Apply to Booking Me and to the Long Independent Courtesan, Travel Companion and Escort for Dinner Visits:

* I simply cannot accommodate cigarette smokers (a distant cigar is fine) nor heavy drinkers. My apologies. If it will annoy you that I don't drink alcohol (but I enjoy a great mocktail)...then please refrain from booking me.

* I am based within 3 hours flying time of most EU/UK cities. If there is to be quite long-distance travel to meet you or to travel alongside you, i.e. going to the USA, Caribbean, South Africa, etc....This will incur a higher honorarium request of +20-25%, depending on complexities. 

* When enjoying longer travel with you, I kindly request a 1-2 hour block of private time each day (during an hour convenient to you), to address any tasks related to my web-based businesses, home life, self-care, etc.

* I require at least 7 (seven) hours of uninterrupted sleep. If this request is consistently not honored, I will be forced to reconsider our relationship.

* First visits require a 100-75% deposit in advance, payable to a discreet consulting name via Paypal, Western Union, Moneygram, etc...Bank Wire Transfer, Zelle USA, or other agreed-upon modality.
 
* For second visits and beyond, I kindly request a 50% deposit to secure our booking...If you prefer, the remainder may be given in cash or other arrangement in person at the start of our rendezvous. I ask that you please only give currency by tucking it into a card or gift box, and leaving it in a visible place. I greatly prefer an arrangement where any mention of/transfer of my gift runs discreetly in the background of things. I prefer my honoraria never to be mentioned (or not very often, if possible).

*During a rendezvous, you will never be asked to take me out shopping, to buy me gifts or presents, to give tips, donations or assistance of any kind except perhaps to help zip up the back of my dress. :)

* Major travel expenses such as plane (First Class is not required), train, hotel stays, long taxi rides or Ubers, etc. are the responsibility of my patron. Travel costs to and from are to be paid in advance in order to secure the appointment. Travel costs/estimates may also be rounded into the overall fee advanced to me (with any overage returned to my patron; happy to provide receipts).

*Upon occasion, depending on when/where we are meeting, I may request a $200 or so surcharge to cover the cost of a modest accommodation for me overnight the evening before, to ensure that I arrive refreshed and unrushed (and on time).

*Once in our destination, I don't mind taking a bus or the Underground, if that's how you prefer to get around.
 
* Of course, if you should need to cancel, I will credit you until you can make new arrangements. If you cannot re-arrange, then I shall refund you any fees in their entirety, less any bank wire fees, etc.

* If for any reason, I must cancel our rendezvous and we cannot rebook or make new arrangements, I will refund you in the entirety.
  
* If for some reason I become ill during our visit and I'm unable to be a good companion, please forgive me in advance--I'm human! You will not be requested to cover this time nor to care for me (I will attempt to get local care or to fly home). I will return or credit you the difference of any time lost or inconvenience.

* Trust and respect for one another's time, convenience and privacy is essential in this type of relationship. I request that we both be willing to engage in pre-screening each other as much as needed to make sure both parties are 100% comfortable with planning the first visit. After meeting, we will hopefully be at ease in most matters.

* If you find yourself happily booking multiple packages/offerings several times a month and it causes you to feel uncomfortable, "overly-transactional," or it is inconvenient to execute from a banking standpoint...I'd be happy to discuss a monthly gift basket, a Patronage, or other discreet and pleasant way to give you the best of all worlds.